“I Don’t Vote on the First Date”

Marisa Demarco [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:16 PM ]

I don’t know what rock Larry King overturned to find this creepy woman. She says she’s a Democrat, but you’ve got to wonder if there’s a paper trail somewhere leading back to the Grand Old Party.

She’s a Sen. Hillary Clinton supporter who’s upset that Sen. Barack Obama hasn’t “courted” her. And she seems to be taking it personally. She talks about her vote as one might speak of her virginity.

“I’m a good Catholic girl from Boston, Mass., and I don’t vote on the first date.”

“My vote is precious.”

“My ballot box is pretty closed.”

Watch her crazy eyes. I believe she’s also coined the term “NObama,” though it could just be the first time I’ve heard it.

I saw Sen. John McCain on “The Tonight Show” the night before last. Jay Leno suggested he choose Clinton as his VP since he likes her so much.

Please enjoy this Chris Matthews clip, in which he gets into a fight with this Ann Coulter-looking woman about whether Obama’s a “registered” Muslim. She’s part of the Clintons for McCain group.

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- jerry
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Jews for Jesus [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:37 PM ]

I mean, "Clintons 4 McCain."
I find it hard to believe these nuts were ever Clinton supporters in the first place. Are they just happy to vote for the whitest candidate available, regardless of party?
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These Clinton supporters make me crazy [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:38 PM ]

Luckily The Daily Show did a bit on them last night.
- Votebot10rc2
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Every vote is sacred [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:43 PM ]

Every vote is good
Every vote is needed
In your neighborhood
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hmm.... [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:55 PM ]

I see a bunch of white people who refuse to vote for a black person. They are just trying to come up with excuses. These women think they have an excuse. Joyce is using Feminism.
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Who cares if he was a "registered Muslim" in Indonesia? [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:57 PM ]

That's like Finland, where you're required to state your religion on government documents, with the result being that something like 90% of the people are registered as members of the Lutheran National Church, since that's the official church of Finland. It's pretty much assumed you're a member unless you opt out. There's even a tax that goes to support the church which you have to fill out a bunch of paperwork to get out of paying. What these nitwits don't understand is that in a nation with no separation of church and state, the dominant religion gets plunked down on your paperwork unless you actively dissent. It doesn't mean that you're actually a practicing member.
Similar goes for the "Muslim school" he went to. All the good, cheap, private schools in Indonesia are "Muslim schools" just like most of the cheap private schools in the US are Catholic or otherwise religiously affiliated. Non-church affiliated private schools are generally much more expensive.
What I really want to know is when we're going to get a good, solid, atheistic Man of Science to run this crapshack of a country. We're going down the tubes because we've lost our scientific edge. We don't need another religious person of any stripe in office. We need clear thinkers in office, not delusional believers in ridiculous mumbo-jumbo of any sort.
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And what are you doing this morning? [ Wed Aug 27 2008 2:57 PM ]

It's a vote.
Ah. And what sort of thing that?
Well thats when we put a new person into a political office.
Wonderful what we can do nowdays.
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Elizabeth Joyce [ Wed Aug 27 2008 3:06 PM ]

It's as though she wants Obama to say, to her: "Elizabeth Joyce, you fucking lunatic, can I have your vote?" And to think, there's millions more where those two wackjobs came from.
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Did that sign say [ Wed Aug 27 2008 4:45 PM ]

"Clintons for McCain" or "Ku Klux Klan"? I'm sorry, I couldn't read it.
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McCain [ Wed Aug 27 2008 7:39 PM ]

I was totally behind McCain when he was running against Bush in the primaries eight years ago and I was kind of crushed he lost the nomination. That battle was so heated it seemed like the hate would never heal. I think the most damning thing about McCain is that he didn't turn his back on the Republican Party right then and run as an independent. Instead, he swallowed his pride and supported his party. Live to fight another day - that's how you make it through a prison camp, too, I guess, but politics is a different arena than just not getting shot by the jailor.
Whatever. I remember a 60 Minutes story on W Bush back when his dad was president that made him seem like a badass fucking genius. Probably a lot of people who got him the nomination back in 2000 saw that thing, too. 2004 he just had enough people scared to cheat on the rest.