Found In Alibi Box!
Righteous bumper sticker
The Alibi's circulation staff and drivers find all kinds of stuff in Alibi boxes, but usually it's some artist or musician's promotional postcards, flyers for lost cats or some jackass tai chi master posting his bullshit pleas for students over the display. I have a collection of knives from the box near the courthouse downtown. There are many varieties of gnarly also deposited in boxes but I don't want to encourage you savages so let's skip to one of the more interesting items found in an Alibi box. Dunno who made these bumper stickers, but we salute you!