Check out my new sunglasses!

I am a robot from the future.

They don't even have bows. They just wrap around your face. So cool!

I went to the eye doctor and they dilated my eyes. Then they gave me these really awesome new shades!
(I'm sorry I had to use the word shades. I spent a long time once, convincing my German friend that it was no longer cool to say "shades." But in this case, I think it really applies.)
I will save these and incorporate them into my next Halloween costume, trashcan Robin. Who wants to be Batman?