Alibi Sex Survey Graphgasmic Data Orgy #2

In Which We Finally Share The Sexual Frequency Of Burqueños In Greater Detail

Jerry Cornelius
\
1 min read
Alibi Sex Survey graphgasmic data orgy #2
Share ::
Welcome back to the unscientific sharing of self-reported sexual proclivities of Albuquerque residents. This stuff is straight out of the SurveyMonkey data banks (you can also blame them for the cheesy infographic look), so I don’t want to hear any more complaints about histograms, telegrams or candygrams. This is as scientific as it’s gonna get.

The main take-aways here?
Alibi readers do it frequently, probably more often than they floss their teeth. They do it together and they do it alone. They have no fear of employing power tools or other prosthetic devices, and they “sometimes” like to mix it up with booze and illicit substances. In other words, this town is one big sex party. Here’s the proof:

How frequently do you have sex with a partner?

How frequently do you masturbate?

Have you used sex toys?

Do you mix alcohol and/or drugs with sex?

Alibi Sex Survey graphgasmic data orgy #2

Let’s hear it for “multiple times a week!”

Alibi Sex Survey graphgasmic data orgy #2

And again!

Alibi Sex Survey graphgasmic data orgy #2

The great tragedy is that we didn’t ask WHICH sex toys.

Alibi Sex Survey graphgasmic data orgy #2

Dear survey-taker, just because you did it ONE TIME without booze or pot, that does not qualify you to answer “sometimes.”

1 2 3 746

Search