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Sex Survey

Let There Be Sex—and Let There Also Be … a Sex Survey!

More sextastic than previously thought possible

And it came to pass in those days (January 2013 to be precise), that there went out a decree from the Weekly Alibi, that all of Albuquerque should be sexed. And all went to be sexed, every one into his (or her) own perversion or persuasion, the better to be counted thereby. And the Alibi looked upon the results of the census, and, behold, it was sexy; for the way of all flesh was not to be denied.

But unlike that dude with the white beard whose response to wickedness was, some might say, a little extreme with the water and the ark and all, the Alibi instead decreed that once again Albuquerque should be sexed. And lo, the Second Annual Alibi Sex Survey came to pass.

Yes, the time has come again to be counted. Top or bottom? Give or receive? Dildo, vibrator, nipple clamp? All of the above? We’re dying to know. Survey is open now until January 29. Results revealed to the eager public on February 6. Get cracking!

 

Tomorrow's Events

“Stimulator (Red)” by Lea Anderson, part of Interchange at Harwood Art Center

A multigenerational art event with 4 exhibition openings, 40 open artist studios, collaborative art making projects and more.

National History Day: Albuquerque Regional competition at National Hispanic Cultural Center

Lionhead Bunny Residency: Ipytor Gavyen Machislav at Spirit Abuse

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