Ten Things

Ten Things I Might Be For Halloween

1) Hungry fat guy eating food constantly

2) Sleepy Ghost (”I’m tiiiiired,” in a ghostly voice)

3) Sexy Fat Streaker

4) Litterbug

5) Weathervane

6) The Dad from Twilight

7) Pinecone

8) Sandhill Crane

9) Binoculars

10) Vowel