Thanks to creepy algorithmic autocomplete search capabilities, I was just allowed an enlightening glimpse into the top ten burning questions fellow pilgrims in the area have been posing to the All-Knowing, All-Seeing Oracle, Google.
How do I tell if...
my dog has a fever?
I have bed bugs?
my Mac is 64 bit?
I'm pregnant?
my phone is unlocked?
I'm ovulating?
a girl likes me?
a mango is ripe?
eggs are still good?
my Coach purse is real?
I have asked every single one of these questions. Sadly, I have been asked the ovulating one at the bar.
