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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

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While mindlessly web surfing, I came upon some ad that suggested I click on it to wish Barack Obama a happy birthday. Due to my general mistrust of web ads, I instead decided to post this as a tribute to the POTUS' 51st.

By the way, seeing as Lindsay Lohan seems to be convinced that she's the second coming of Marilyn Monroe, it's surprising she hasn't performed this yet. Then again, Marilyn had class, whereas LiLo has about the amount of class as Ke$ha at a trailer park kegger.

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, happy birthday, Mr. President!

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  • Class act!  [ Sat Aug 4 2012 2:16 PM ]

    In his book about her, Norman Mailer described Marylin Monroe giving "blowjobs fresh as morning milk" while climbing the ladder at Hollywood studios....

  • Craig Ferguson's Hawai'i Flag Gag for Mr. President  [ Sat Aug 4 2012 8:15 PM ]

    Craig Ferguson did a clever non-verbal video

    gag the other night,

    which crept up on the active, undistracted Viewer...

    no big set-up,

    just a quick feature of a Hawai'i State flag,

    posted on the screen, from an encyclopedia or

    somewhere, then only saying, "Oh, What's That?

    Down in the corner there?",

    and the Camera zooms to a small Label on the Flag:

    "Made in Kenya",

    Ha Ha's a JOKE! Ha hahahahahahah....

    Lord let me flee from Babylon....

    Thank You Jesus.

    His Grandmother, and other relatives clearly said

    He was born at Coast Hospital in Mombasa.

    What a Tangled Web we Weave, when we Practice to


    Damn the Devil! Amen!

  • Monroe vs. Lohan  [ Sun Aug 5 2012 3:41 PM ]

    I think our perceptions of these starlets is more a function of how the modern celebrity machine treats its subjects, and how America overall interacts with the rich and beautiful. Anymore, we eat our young.

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