So. Two years ago, a tribe of mostly Albuquerque-based nerds went to the Geeks Who Drink Geek Bowl in Denver ... and they won. Boo yah. We wrote about it.
Coldcock!!! (as they call themselves) returned to the trivia competition last year and took second place.
The taste of glory remains fresh in Albuquerque’s collective mouth. But now Denver comedian Adam Cayton-Holland (adamisfreakingoutrightnow.com) is trying to taint our nerds’ hard-won victory with the bitter flavor of shitty jokes.
Oh, Denver. I thought your inability to grasp what “Mexican food” is, not to mention the fact that your city planners can’t stop playing footsie with the Klan, were bad. But sending some no-name comic to fan the flames of contempt—with balloon fiesta material (uggghhhh), no less—how could you stoop so low?
John Dicker, Quizmaster-in-Chief of the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz franchise, passed the video along to the Alibi this morning.
Hey, Denver. Fuck you. You’re going down.
Denver - second rate comics, second rate Geeks and second-rate beer drinkers! HA! We SPIT on you! We drop shit on you from our hot air balloons after eating our Hatch chile (by the way, who explained to you what REAL chile is?) and we know you're just jealous of us because we have a better city, a better climate and better sunsets not hidden by a bunch of not-so-beautiful as the Sandias mountains! So Denver, bend over and prepare for us to ram our beer-drinking chiles up your shiny behinds!!!!
