Thanks to Jesse for sending this one in
I'm sure you've seen plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.
the "mile from the curb" parking job. I bet I can spot you one of those in the next couple of days. It's a fun past time to laugh at people trying to parallel park while we're standing outside the bar smoking.
If nobody's around the lines don't count.
Pencil drives a blue, late model, ford pick-up.
If a truck parks crooked in an empty lot, does it make a sound?
and the parking lot that is crooked.
All the parking lots are crooked
When we were wild and cray kids, we used to look for parking jobs like this (people using more than one space to avoid dings) and ding them on purpose!