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Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Stue for sending me this one. He writes:

government funded douchebaggery: that's a government van parked in the Doubletree lot last thursday.

I'm sure you've seen plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Public Comments (8)
  • Where else is he supposed to park?  [ Mon Mar 7 2011 1:12 PM ]

    That vehicle is too big to squeeze into one spot. What else should he have done?

  • Nonesense.  [ Mon Mar 7 2011 2:20 PM ]

    It can be done.

  • At any rate  [ Mon Mar 7 2011 3:21 PM ]

    I like how he backed in. It's gonna be sweet when he just pulls out of that spot frontwise like nobody's business. That's what you call thinking ahead.

  • Too big.  [ Mon Mar 7 2011 4:02 PM ]

    Those vehicles are too big. And that's the problem.

  • too big?  [ Tue Mar 8 2011 2:47 AM ]

    bullshit.

    my band van was a full size extended dodge van that i used to parallel park IN A SINGLE SPACE with no problems whatsoever.

    the problem is that these assclowns don't feel they need to take the time or consideration to park like a normal human being because they are NOT normal human beings.

    They are the cliché of the stupid american: lazy, inconsiderate and born with their heads firmly lodged in-gluteus.

  • but then you can't get in or out  [ Tue Mar 8 2011 12:07 PM ]

    I hate it when some huge ass vehicle parks so close to me that I have to crawl in through my hatchback.

    The van passengers would not have been able to squeeze out the doors had they parked in one spot next to another parked vehicle. Especially if there were elderly or obese passengers.

    I can't give this particular one an asshole rating.

  • again  [ Thu Mar 10 2011 11:07 AM ]

    you are wrong, fondue.

    this is (one of) the last space(s) and you can see to the driver's side he could have easily fit in that one space and passengers would have had all the room they needed (elderly or not) to get in or out and even had a raised curb to use as a step.

    Excuses are just that,

    and mostly lame to boot.

  • not to mention  [ Thu Mar 10 2011 11:08 AM ]

    that this is a two-for-one fail, as the the big honking truck next to the van is parked at an angle and on the line.

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