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The Daily Word in New Year's Day.

Nick Brown [ Tue Jan 1 2013 4:51 PM ]

The Daily Word

The Senate passed a fiscal cliff deal.

People died in a deadly human stampede.

A suspected bomb builder gave birth.

Putin decided Russia has a drinking problem.

It's dangerous to be funny in Egypt.

New Year's Day is a big suicide day.

Take note of celebrity air rage incidents.

A Japanese porn star got 100 of bottles if ick.

What are the most hungover cities in America?

Here's a newborn baby elephant.

Parrots hate electronic music.

The world's biggest treehouse.

A cat enjoys the holidays.

Microscope photos.

APD DWI checkpoint report.

Happy birthday Frank Langella.

Thanks to Susan Petersen, Sarah Bonneau and Helenoid for the links.

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Moses, Budha, Jesus, and Mohamed walk into a bar... [ Wed Jan 2 2013 9:59 AM ]

Later, Mohamed goes to the bathroom.
Boom! The bathroom blows up.
Moses says, "idiot keeps pulling the pin instead of the zipper."
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I don't get it. If he "keeps pulling the pin" wouldn't he be dead already? [ Wed Jan 9 2013 9:52 PM ]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --- I get it! Its because Mohamed = terrorist, right?! Can you believe those Mohamedan savages? It's so backward to kill innocent bystanders with your own body, instead of, say, a flying robot. I thank Jesus every day for our bravely-bunkered keyboard pilots, courageously battling the pixillated heathens face-to-webcam-to-face.
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Moses, Budha, Jesus, and Mohamed walk into a bar... [ Fri Jan 18 2013 7:53 AM ]

Later, Mohamed goes to the bathroom.
Boom! The bathroom blows up.
Moses says, "idiot musta pulled the pin instead of the zipper."

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