The Senate passed a fiscal cliff deal.
People died in a deadly human stampede.
A suspected bomb builder gave birth.
Putin decided Russia has a drinking problem.
It's dangerous to be funny in Egypt.
New Year's Day is a big suicide day.
Take note of celebrity air rage incidents.
A Japanese porn star got 100 of bottles if ick.
What are the most hungover cities in America?
Here's a newborn baby elephant.
Parrots hate electronic music.
The world's biggest treehouse.
APD DWI checkpoint report.
Happy birthday Frank Langella.
Thanks to Susan Petersen, Sarah Bonneau and Helenoid for the links.
Later, Mohamed goes to the bathroom.
Boom! The bathroom blows up.
Moses says, "idiot keeps pulling the pin instead of the zipper."
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --- I get it! Its because Mohamed = terrorist, right?! Can you believe those Mohamedan savages? It's so backward to kill innocent bystanders with your own body, instead of, say, a flying robot. I thank Jesus every day for our bravely-bunkered keyboard pilots, courageously battling the pixillated heathens face-to-webcam-to-face.
Later, Mohamed goes to the bathroom.
Boom! The bathroom blows up.
Moses says, "idiot musta pulled the pin instead of the zipper."
