The Daily Word in Leap Day, Moisture and Batman in This Economy

The Daily Word

Melting snow could displace all the poisonous metal left behind by the Gold King Mine spill, causing our local rivers to become highly toxic. Spring is in the air!

If you're still alive in 30 years, odds are you'll live for 1000! It's math, so it's gotta be true.

Here's someone who will hopefully be dead in the next 30 years: a volunteer raising money for a severely burned 8-year-old was caught stealing from the coffers.

Wait a minute. Am I in Crazy Funhouse Mirror Land? Did a KKK rally get interrupted by violent counter-protesters? Irony, you're my only friend.

Trump probably didn't get that joke, because he doesn't know anything about the KKK or white supremacists.

Batman busted for pick-pocketing? Holy ruined childhood!

New supermaterial pulls moisture from the air. Inventor sites Star Wars.

The Biopark celebrates Leap Day with free admission for children on Monday. A Leap Day Miracle!

Hold up. It's Leap Day tomorrow? My goodness! Has it already been so long? Here's a list of Leap traditions you've probably never heard of.