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The Daily Word

Losing your Tarot cards is a thing of the past thanks to the steaming hot, neon wonder that is the Lisa Frank Tarot deck.

Just when you thought the night-vision-ghost-hunting-show genre had hit a wall, here comes Ghost Brothers: the first all-black ghost show. "Did you hear that?"

APD busts a guy hiding a stolen gun in his oven. "Oh shit. Where did I put that pie, then?"

Some freaks invented a large floating eyeball drone that can safely fly around and interact with people. I am officially creeped out.

Light flashes have been observed in the Large Hadron Collider. They might just be blips of information, or they could be the heralds to a new age in physics!

Auto-focus contacts are on their way. Someone needs to develop a mute button for my ears.

Car crime in ABQ has gone up a ridiculous amount. Too bad the thieves don't know how to use their blinkers, either.

California police were involved in the high-speed chase of a woman driving a replica of the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine... And she got away.