Things I've Seen at Mardi Gras

"This is just a contest to see who can get the most 'what-the-fucks?'"
"This is just a contest to see who can get the most 'what-the-fucks?'"

1. An old man wearing only a towel, razor in hand, shaving cream on face. That was his "costume."

2. Followers of Jesus wearing stars and bars.

3. Penises, but, to my surprise, no boobs.

4. Clowns.

5. A random parade of people dressed like food.