I Don't Get Tattoos
Now don't get your tribal armband in a bunch. I'm not judging you; almost everyone I know and love has a tattoo, including my mom (one of many sentences I've uttered that I wish weren't true). I just don't understand why you have one. "Self-expression" seems like a lightweight reason. I mean, that's what clothes are for. But, each to their own.
And now, shitty tattoos: