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The Daily Word 01.14.10: Troops to Haiti, Pat Robertson's a Dillweed, Wire Hangers

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Relief efforts in Haiti step up. Port au Prince suffers near total destruction.

U.S. sends 3,500 troops and 2,200 marines to Haiti.

Albuquerque Iraq veteran shot, killed by police after suicide threats.

Crazy-ass president of Hateful Kookball Evangelist Buttsniffers, Pat Robertson, says the earthquake in Haiti happened because of its citizens' "pact with the devil."

Eight-year-old's name on selectee fly watch list; he gets frisked a lot. There's no merit badge for that.

Using "The Office" for office human resources training. So, are pranks involving staplers in Jello "dos" or "don'ts"?

Soul singer Teddy Pendergrass dies at 59.

Fashion industry shocked at existence of attractive women over size 2.

Conan O'Brien's supporters take to the Internet, proclaim, "I'm with Coco." The nickname is from a funny skit about how Twitter is dumb. Just reporting the facts, people. If you care, here's how to join online Team Conan groups.

It's Faye Dunaway's birthday! And my dad's! He's never been on the Internet!

Public Comments (6)
  • What the hell Pat Robertson.  [ Thu Jan 14 2010 11:56 AM ]

    Messed up. What does this mean about tornadoes and hurricanes in the Bible Belt?

  • That God Hates  [ Thu Jan 14 2010 12:31 PM ]

    Double-wides, missing teeth and Ford trucks.

  • The real anti-christ  [ Thu Jan 14 2010 1:09 PM ]

    Wasn't it also Pat Robertson who said AIDS is god's revenge for being gay? I hope he really believes in hell, because this puppy is gonna roast there for eternity, and it ain't gonna smell nice for the rest of us.

  • Robertson also said  [ Thu Jan 14 2010 1:17 PM ]

    that 9/11 happened because of gays being gay and America saying, for the most part, that's cool. His version of God sounds like a jerk.

  • Ugh! Pat Robertson  [ Thu Jan 14 2010 1:50 PM ]

    Way to be a huge, hateful asshole.

    On another note, I'm pretty devastated about Teddy Pendegrass dying. One of the king's of babymaking music.

  • I know it's not your fault, Pat  [ Thu Jan 14 2010 4:49 PM ]

    You can't blame the Cthulhu Cult for Cthulhu's inhumanity. The cultists are just making the best of a bad situation in an uncaring universe.

    Pat's loaded with love and compassion, and smart enough to distinguish ancient folklore from fact. But he voyaged far from our placid island of ignorance into the black seas of infinity, and discovered that the powers beyond did not share these human virtues. That he did not go mad from the revelation, shows his great strength.

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