the Disturbing Denver Party Bus
"Everything was just fine until that Party Bus rolled up." said Wilma Duvall of Lakewood CO. "It sounded like the idiotic hybrid of a Prom gone Psycho & Teen Day at the Waterpark" were the words in the complaint filed by Gus Bratcher.
This Party Bus seems so over-the top. How would companies like "Party bus Denver" find insurance for their ill conceived business plan? Below please find the denver party bus selling points [from their webpage] followed by my thoughts in CAPS
Party Bus Denver Says - "Party Bus Denver is your very own mission control centre! It's equipped with a rocking sound system, lasers and a sleek dancers pole - it's easily the most private and fun place to party- day and night."
DixieDeer replies - " DO WE REALLY NEED A BUS EQUIPPED WITH THESE THINGS ?"
Party Bus Denver Says - "Arrive to this years Prom / Homecoming in style!
Start the party in one of our exotic Limo Buses in Denver. Your limo bus will include a 5000 Watt Custom sound system and unbelievable dance floor.
Our Denver Party Bus drivers are professional and know the hottest spots to cruise while you have fun and dance in the bus. "
DixieDeer replies - "JUST SO I UNDERSTAND THIS CORRECTLY...SO THE PROM OR HOMECOMING EVENT DOESN'T PROVIDE ENOUGH ENTERTAINMENT FOR THESE OVERSTIMULATED STUDENTS! WE NEED THE RIDE TO THE PARTY TO ALSO BE A RAGING PARTY?"
Party Bus Denver Says - "Fully loaded wet bar, sound system, and dance floor you can party to and from any concert in town. "
DixieDeer replies - " HEY, PARTY BUS DENVER!!! YOU FEEL THERE IS GREAT DEMAND IN THE MARKETPLACE FOR YOUR RIDICULOUS PARTY BUS, YOUR BETTING MOST OF YOUR CUSTOMERS THINK THAT THE CONCERT ITSELF WILL NOT SATISFY THE CUSTOMERS INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR ENTERTAINMENT, SO WE NEED THE PARTY BUS TO BE THE PRE-CONCERT PARTY AND THE POST-CONCERT PARTY ??
Anyway, Im not making this shit up. Check out the Denver Party bus online.
How stupid is this???
Not as stupid as the patrons I bet