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the Disturbing Denver Party Bus

"Everything was just fine until that Party Bus rolled up." said Wilma Duvall of Lakewood CO. "It sounded like the idiotic hybrid of a Prom gone Psycho & Teen Day at the Waterpark" were the words in the complaint filed by Gus Bratcher.

This Party Bus seems so over-the top. How would companies like "Party bus Denver" find insurance for their ill conceived business plan? Below please find the denver party bus selling points [from their webpage] followed by my thoughts in CAPS

Party Bus Denver Says - "Party Bus Denver is your very own mission control centre! It's equipped with a rocking sound system, lasers and a sleek dancers pole - it's easily the most private and fun place to party- day and night."

DixieDeer replies - " DO WE REALLY NEED A BUS EQUIPPED WITH THESE THINGS ?"

Party Bus Denver Says - "Arrive to this years Prom / Homecoming in style!
Start the party in one of our exotic Limo Buses in Denver. Your limo bus will include a 5000 Watt Custom sound system and unbelievable dance floor.
Our Denver Party Bus drivers are professional and know the hottest spots to cruise while you have fun and dance in the bus. "

DixieDeer replies - "JUST SO I UNDERSTAND THIS CORRECTLY...SO THE PROM OR HOMECOMING EVENT DOESN'T PROVIDE ENOUGH ENTERTAINMENT FOR THESE OVERSTIMULATED STUDENTS! WE NEED THE RIDE TO THE PARTY TO ALSO BE A RAGING PARTY?"

Party Bus Denver Says - "Fully loaded wet bar, sound system, and dance floor you can party to and from any concert in town. "

DixieDeer replies - " HEY, PARTY BUS DENVER!!! YOU FEEL THERE IS GREAT DEMAND IN THE MARKETPLACE FOR YOUR RIDICULOUS PARTY BUS, YOUR BETTING MOST OF YOUR CUSTOMERS THINK THAT THE CONCERT ITSELF WILL NOT SATISFY THE CUSTOMERS INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR ENTERTAINMENT, SO WE NEED THE PARTY BUS TO BE THE PRE-CONCERT PARTY AND THE POST-CONCERT PARTY ??

Anyway, Im not making this shit up. Check out the Denver Party bus online.

How stupid is this???
Not as stupid as the patrons I bet

Public Comments (7)
  • Obviously  [ Tue May 11 2010 4:47 PM ]

    You don't know how to really party.

  • Yes, there's no party in Dixie.  [ Tue May 11 2010 4:58 PM ]

    He's all… business.

  • The Denver Party Bus is great for...  [ Tue May 11 2010 10:49 PM ]

    According to the website, the party bus is great for funerals!

  • Never heard the term disturbing used to describe a bus  [ Wed May 12 2010 9:50 AM ]

    ...except back in the day when the principal told everyone to

    knock it off.

    I understand the concept of combining a party with a mode of transportation. You see this with big boat "cruises" and party trains. There is something inherently creepy and unglamorous about the Denver Party Bus or Party Bus Denver or whatever order of words they prefer.

  • ABQ Party Buses  [ Wed May 12 2010 1:39 PM ]

    Well... I hate to be the bearer of er "bad" news.

    I have spotted a number of crazy party buses driving around downtown Albuquerque in recent weeks to my surprise.

    Yah, Lucky Boyz has been around for a while complete with stripper pole. But now I have seen a number of other buses partying their way around. Their names escape me but you can't miss them!

    A quick google search also reveals [link] But is it a bus? No picture.

    See this Target 7 investigates... [link]

    I'll stick with a good old fashioned limo!

  • Denvers Best party Bus, Denver party Bus, party bus Denver  [ Thu Mar 10 2011 8:26 AM ]

    Had a party bus for friends bachellore party. The driver was great, bus was very cool we had a 2-dancers on board and we hit up several clubs! Party bus was the way to go! Dan W, Littleton CO


    Last edited [3/10/11 8:26 AM]
  • Denver party Bus, Party Bus in Denver  [ Thu Mar 10 2011 8:27 AM ]

    By Dan Wolf, there web [link] (303) 985-2886


    Last edited [3/10/11 8:28 AM]
 
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