Overheard at the State Fair

Why do I buy one of these every year?
Why do I buy one of these every year?

Father to group of kids outside of the Monkey Man booth: "You will hold hands or you will be fucking sorry!"

Mother to daughter at the petting zoo: "Janessaaaaaaaaaaaa … you think you know everything, but you're just a little shit."

Father to son in front of the photo booths: "I see that fucking smile, don't you fucking smile at me when I'm talking to you!"

Mother to son in line for the Jumpin' Star: "Stay with me or I will smash your little hands like I did last night!"