Is Airplane Air Inflaming Your Crater Face?

Ass-ne solutions for the shameless business traveler.
Ass-ne solutions for the shameless business traveler.
JCC

I saw a vending machine of Proactive Solution® at the Dallas airport last week. You may recall seeing this product--which is said to cure crater face--on TV infomercials, endorsed by any number of contrived pop acts. It got me thinking though; wouldn't it be neat if instead of Jessica Simpson, Puff-McDipshit-Diddy, and strange airport contraptions, they got obscure celebrities to sell Proactive? Someone weird like Pee-wee Herman. Or maybe older stars, like Angela Lansbury or Columbo. It goes against most of the principles of advertising, if not logic, but it'd be so funny. I honestly think Peter Falk could talk me out of $39.95 for face potion. "Just one more thing," Columbo would say. "Did you wash your face last night?"