I don't know much about baseball or sports in general, but I do know this: Drinking low quality American beer and eating nachos while watching baseball players spit on the ground is good times. Fortunately, the good times I speak of can be had starting at 7:05 p.m. this Friday and throughout the summer thanks to our tight pants-wearing friends the Albuquerque Isotopes. I'm not sure if they're winning so far (does it matter?), but you can find out--or purchase a "Majestic On-Field Fleece Pullover"--at their website, which I'll have you know is second in a google search for 'isotopes.' Isotopes are first.