If there’s one thing Facebook is known for, it’s breaking up happy marriages and inventing the Super Poke. If there’s one thing New Mexico is known for, it’s alien encounters and their invention of the Super Probe.
Avoid cyber pokes, broken homes, and alien abduction by diving headfirst into The Dirty Dash – the state’s, nation’s, and, heck, probably the galaxy’s muddiest race.
Mud, much like a well-groomed beard, shields your face from harsh UV rays, the gaze of unwanted admirers, and effectively conceals years of untreated acne. Applied to the whole body, it can conceal you from extraterrestrials and put a sloppy smile all over your unwashed face.
So make some friends, knock down some enemies, save your marriage, and propel yourself through miles of intergalactic filth at The Dirty Dash New Mexico. You’ll sweep past obstacles at every turn, and in the end, you might just overcome the greatest obstacle of all, heart disease.*
Registration codes will be emailed to buyers. Once registration codes are received, go to www.TheDirtyDash.com to complete registration.
Saturday, 7/6/13: 9:30 pm – 12:30 am
Doors open: 8:00 pm
These purchased tickets will be at Launchpad “will call” night of show. No tickets will be mailed.