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Weekly Alibi
 Jun 24 - 30, 2004 
Bite-Size
We announce the winners of our Ridiculously Short Fiction Contest. 'Nuff said.
NEWS/OPINION
Payne's World
While the felony arrest of one of our chief district court judges for DWI and cocaine possession served as the catalyst for the latest round of citizen ire, this isn't the first time New Mexicans have been inclined to storm the judicial citadels like peasants with pitchforks.
News Feature
Sensationalized media hype spreads like wildfire in the South Valley Bosque.
Ortiz y Pino
Seems that ol' Ronny is now more popular in death than he ever was as president. Still-breathing conservatives get a boost from the political necrophilia, but the Bush comparisons are a bit overboard.
MUSIC
Blue Note
The Sixth Annual Taos Solar Festival promotes energy awareness with hot local music.
FOOD
Know Your Ingredients
Garlic flowers look as good in your yard as they do on your plate.
FILM & TV
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Wide Awake in America
Wakefield's mixed success as a novel doesn't rest so much on what Andrei Codrescu says as how he says it.

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news

The Daily Word in Star Wars, exploding churches and crapping on the green

The Daily Word

Glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before.

Three new super-Earths discovered.

Ever seen a guy surf a wave on a dirt bike? Here you go!

Churches are exploding in Las Cruces.

Drinking too many margaritas in the sun can lead to phytophotodermatitis.

Washington D.C. is sinking into the ocean.

Brighten your day with these Werner Herzog inspirational posters!

For over a decade, a mystery man has been crapping in the holes of a Norway golf club.

Mark Hamill will do more than just sign your Star Wars card.

Thanks to Geoff Plant and Carl Petersen for the links!

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The Daily Word in mine sweeping rats, spray-on condoms and Morrissey’s junk

The Daily Word

Citizens live without cell phones or WiFi in this West Virginian town.

These Italians really want the Foo Fighters to come play their hometown.

Iconic percussionist and drumstick maker Vic Firth has died at the age of 85.

Zimbabwe is seeking the extradition James Palmer, who is currently nowhere to be found.

Specially trained rats are saving lives in Cambodia.

Everything you hate about wearing glasses.

I present to you the spray-on condom.

Prepare to be disappointed by tonight's blue moon.

Morrissey claims the TSA at the San Francisco Airport grabbed his junk.

Check out Prince's new song!

Via MorgueFile

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