2004 Alibi Annual Survival Guide Sell your body to science, contact the FBI and get tested for embarrassing diseases all in one glorious issue! The Alibi Survival Guide brings you 400 or so must-know tips, tricks and tidbits for staying afloat in the Duke City.
Payne's World Greg Payne rounds up another week's worth of winners and losers. Thin Line Bush in the Burque: Our Commander in Chief wanders into town and forgets where he is. Seriously. We recap the Republican love-in for those who couldn't get on the guest list.