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 Aug 19 - 25, 2004 
2004 Alibi Annual Survival Guide
Sell your body to science, contact the FBI and get tested for embarrassing diseases all in one glorious issue! The Alibi Survival Guide brings you 400 or so must-know tips, tricks and tidbits for staying afloat in the Duke City.
NEWS/OPINION
Payne's World
Greg Payne rounds up another week's worth of winners and losers.
Thin Line
Bush in the Burque: Our Commander in Chief wanders into town and forgets where he is. Seriously. We recap the Republican love-in for those who couldn't get on the guest list.
MUSIC
Music to Your Ears
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Apparently, it's James Mercer. Keep your ears peeled for a Shins-ified track on the upcoming SpongeBob SquarePants movie score.
FOOD
Chewing the Fat
Can fish feel heat from chile peppers? And what the $#@% is a Skoville Heat Unit? Your burning questions are answered in our Chile Pepper Primer.
FILM & TV
Garden State
Takeshi Kitano's updated The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi is an unpredictable roller coaster of crazed, gory action and giddy comedy.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
No Doubt
Plan of Attack delivers a scintillating, one-of-a-kind account of what went on behind the scenes as the Bush administration wrestled with 9-11 and the question of attacking Iraq.

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

books

Jamie Anderson Probably Drove All Night to Get Here

Jamie Anderson entertains in her memoir Drive All Night, a collection of stories from 25+ years of touring, recording, singing and writing.

News

The Daily Word in riots in Ferguson again, Kim Jong-Un's trouser snake and Kirk Cameron

The Daily Word

The little Mexican boy with the huge tumor had one third of it removed in Albuquerque!

This woman's attempt at framing an APD cop for sexual assault failed.

The news that Ferguson, MO officer Darren Wilson would not be facing criminal charges brought protesters out to Albuquerque's Central Avenue.

Conflicting and inconsistent testimony is the likely reason Darren Wilson was not indicted in the shooting of Michael Brown.

Here is a summary of Darren Wilson's testimony about the shooting.

The NRA has an argument for keeping toy guns real-looking. It is stupid.

Kirk Cameron is in the news for something stupid again.

Behold The Morbid Anatomy Museum!

Someone stole this family's Sasquatch.

Patti Smith is going to perform before the Pope.

Kim Jong-Un has gotten very fat and supposedly has E.D.

Check out this 5,500 year old stone-age axe, with wooden handle, that was discovered in Denmark.

And now for an incredibly offensive WWII Bugs Bunny propaganda cartoon!

news

The Daily Word in Cosby, Crosby, Cyrus and Pooh

The Daily Word

Marion Barry died.

An ex-NBC employee claims he stood guard at Cosby’s dressing room door.

Kohler unveils an odor-eliminating toilet seat.

A giant isopod stopped eating and died.

Kirk Cameron witnesses to homosexuals.

Venice is going to ban wheeled suitcases. They’re noisy.

Kean University bought a $219k conference table from China.

There are rules for dating Miley Cyrus.

Lee Harvey Oswald died on this day in 1963.

Winnie the Hermaphrodite.

There was a fatal crash at 4th and Montano this morning.

Happy birthday, Denise Crosby.

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