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Weekly Alibi
 Sep 16 - 22, 2004 
Haiku Jujitsu
Hai-yaw! Weekly Alibi hits you upside the head with a fistful of haiku boomstick. Fasten your black belts and let the syllables fly.
NEWS/OPINION
Condemnation Denied
Land-hungry developers inch closer towards bulldozing a Bosque floodway in favor of high rent luxury homes.
Thin Line
Bush bemoans that "frivolous lawsuits" are putting too many touchy OB-GYNs out of business. Buck up, Bushy. At least the "frivolous" New York smoking ban can't stop your daughters from lighting up in bars across the city.
MUSIC
Music to Your Ears
Live local music blooms and booms this week in the fair state of New Mexico. Tune in to our top picks and mark up your day planner.
FOOD
Dining Out
Adobe out, aluminum in! The hottest moves in local cuisine may just come from a converted trailer home in Cedar Crest.
FILM & TV
Silver City
John Sayles' Silver City is "somewhere between the dense conspiratorial murder mystery of Chinatown and the pointed political humor of an Al Franken routine."
ARTS/LIT
Book News
Authors, novelists, poets and brains! Santa Fe revels in the printed word at the Lannan Foundation's Readings and Conversations series.

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

Alibi Picks

The Mane Events

Lionhead Bunny residency

A residency with Lionhead Bunny featuring noted musicians from the Duke City.

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The Daily Word in cream cheese, happy elephants and taking lunch breaks

The Daily Word

Good afternoon, people of the internet! It's almost Friday, which means absolutely nothing to people who work weekends!

The Ringling Bros. finally admit maybe having wild elephants as part of their circus isn’t really that cool.

A 91 year-old woman who was told as a girl she wouldn’t be able to pursue engineering, has landed her dream job as a design consultant specializing in products geared towards the elderly. TAKE THAT, AGEISM AND SEXISM!

Prince played basketball in middle school and his yearbook photo is going to make your Thursday.

Everyone knows the top emojis are the poop, the partying ghost and the monkey covering her eyes. Some genius made an emoji poop dress and it’s all I want this year for my birthday.

PUT CREAM CHEESE ON/IN EVERYTHING!

Take a lunch break every damn day!

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The Daily Word in Mt. Everest's poop problem, PARCC protests and National Grammar Day

The Daily Word

Good morning, it’s Wednesday, March 4,

and Mt. Everest is covered in shit and corpses,

a “party bike” will soon be wobbling through the streets of Downtown Albuquerque, bringing up to 14 drunken pedalers to the pubs of there choice,

the man who invented Keurig coffee makers thinks the disposable single-use coffee packets are to expensive and bad for the environment,

people on the Internet are still assholes,

APS is threatening to criminally charge students who protest the controversial PARCC test,

and its National Grammer Day, everybody! Check out Grammar Girls’ editing checklist here and then post all the errors you find in today’s Daily Word in the comments below. Whoever finds the most errors will win a heaping helping of smug self-satisfaction!

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