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Weekly Alibi
 Jun 30 - Jul 6, 2005 
NEWS/OPINION
Thin Line
Fox News should be better known as Big Brother's purveyor of prolefeed. Say what?
MUSIC
Spotlight: What's Jazz?
Bassist Zimbabwe Nkenya redefines jazz with an ensemble featuring an African mbira, acoustic bass, drums, piano and a turntable(!) this Thursday at the Outpost.
FOOD
Restaurant Review: Café Cubano at Laru Ni Hati
Next time you're in Nob Hill, stop by Café Cubano at Laru Ni Hati to experience a precious little Caribbean gem in an unlikely but wonderful setting.
FILM & TV
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead
With its colorful characters, black humor and clear-cut heroes and villains, George A. Romero's Land of the Dead should give Zombie lovers, old and new, something to scream about.
Idiot Box: Dance This Mess Around
What is it, America? Heat stroke? Mad Cow Disease? West Nile Virus? Devin D. O'Leary looks for a rational explanation as to why the D-list-celebrities-do-salsa series "Dancing With the Stars" is the runaway smash hit of the summer.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
How Offensive!
The R. Crumb Reader makes a strong case that our current, commodified, hypocritical, money-obsessed society is even more revolting than R. Crumb's demented little comics.

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

news

The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse

The Daily Word

It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!

Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.

In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,

And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!

A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?

And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.

Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!

Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.

books

Jamie Anderson Probably Drove All Night to Get Here

Jamie Anderson entertains in her memoir Drive All Night, a collection of stories from 25+ years of touring, recording, singing and writing.

News

The Daily Word in riots in Ferguson again, Kim Jong-Un's trouser snake and Kirk Cameron

The Daily Word

The little Mexican boy with the huge tumor had one third of it removed in Albuquerque!

This woman's attempt at framing an APD cop for sexual assault failed.

The news that Ferguson, MO officer Darren Wilson would not be facing criminal charges brought protesters out to Albuquerque's Central Avenue.

Conflicting and inconsistent testimony is the likely reason Darren Wilson was not indicted in the shooting of Michael Brown.

Here is a summary of Darren Wilson's testimony about the shooting.

The NRA has an argument for keeping toy guns real-looking. It is stupid.

Kirk Cameron is in the news for something stupid again.

Behold The Morbid Anatomy Museum!

Someone stole this family's Sasquatch.

Patti Smith is going to perform before the Pope.

Kim Jong-Un has gotten very fat and supposedly has E.D.

Check out this 5,500 year old stone-age axe, with wooden handle, that was discovered in Denmark.

And now for an incredibly offensive WWII Bugs Bunny propaganda cartoon!

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