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Weekly Alibi
 Mar 9 - 15, 2006 
Speaking Truth to Power
Laura Berg's letter to the Alibi got her investigated for sedition. Following a nationwide public outcry over her mistreatment, she has now courageously decided to speak out about this alarming attack on her constitutional right to free speech.
NEWS/OPINION
Punch Line
The words on the Statue of Liberty do not say "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free--but only if you're a desirable documented worker with a high-priced immigration lawyer."
MUSIC
Spotlight: Daddy Long Loin
Daddy Long Loin is gonna kill yer mama!
FOOD
Restaurant Review: Athena's Market Café
Not only does Athena's Market Café sell spectacular food, the restaurant also offers several fully equipped Mr. Potato Head dolls to distract fidgety youngsters so adults can chow down in peace. Now that's culinary brilliance.
FILM & TV
Failure to Launch
If only Failure to Launch had failed to launch--then we wouldn't have to be tortured by this formulaic, bottom-of-the-barrel dreck.
ARTS/LIT
Gallery Review: Looking Out, Looking In
A picture might be worth a thousand words, but some of the photographs in a new exhibit at UNM's Art Museum may very well leave you speechless.

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Personals

"I Saw You" at Austin City Limits

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"Where words fail, music speaks." –Hans Christian Andersen | Reply for free or see more “I Saw You” posts at alibi.com/personals.

News

The Daily Word in five years for Pistorius, an oil CEO killed by a drunk Russian snowplow driver and Walter White was kicked out of Toys 'R' Us.

The Daily Word

Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office will be guarding an abandoned insane asylum over Halloween.

"Better not call Saul"

You will not be able to purchase the new Breaking Bad action figures at Toys "R" Us.

Oscar Pistorius got five years.

"Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend."

Many employers do not like stretched earlobes.

Lets review the highlights of the 2014 Ig Nobel Prizes.

Don Imus is selling his New Mexico ranch.

The CEO of French oil company Total was killed in a fiery plane/drunken snowplow collision.

Check out Punk:The Best of Punk Magazine.

news

The Daily Word in Peyton Manning, mood swings, intestines, and Monica Lewinsky.

The Daily Word

Police captured a serial killer in Indiana.

Peyton Manning broke the touchdown record.

People born in the summer are prone to mood swings.

A mouse-grown intestine signals hope for organ growth.

Soft drinks lead to accelerated aging.

For chocolate addicts, it might actually be time to panic over the Ebola outbreak.

Bernalillo County will have deputies guarding the abandoned Sandia Ranch insane asylum against trespassers this Halloween season.

Does anyone care that Monica Lewinsky has joined Twitter?

This is how you draw a perfect circle, while listening to A Perfect Circle.

Test your knowledge of Iron Maiden.

Still don’t have a costume idea for Halloween? Get some help from ex-con Martha Stewart.

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