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Weekly Alibi
 Apr 5 - 11, 2007 
Heeeeeeeeeee-Haw!
We ain't never in our lives seen a Best of Burque issue as purdy as this one, thanks to all those pictures y'all done sent to our webby site. Come on in fer a spell. This thing's fresh as a daisy.
NEWS/OPINION
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is this HEART Ordinance gonna cost us when it kicks in April 10, anyways?
News Feature
Good ol' boy Burque got his name on some national lists once again.
MUSIC
Special Music Feature
The Shins? Never heard of 'em. Pretty good, huh? Better thumb through this here interview.
FOOD
It's Just Grape Juice
This here hotness flow chart oughta help you figure up your wine tab. Shoot, our Etta Mae's a real looker, and she's just fine with moonshine.
FILM & TV
2007 Academy Award-Nominated Documentary Shorts
We'll take us some short, smart documentaries over crappy Hollywood pabulum any day.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Performance Preview
It's time again to get all poetical with the Grand Slam Finals at the National Hispanic Cultural Center.

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

news

The Daily Word in Sherriff Rodella's conviction, deficit destrying dildos, and outlawing the Confederate flag

The Daily Word

Family Guy mentioned New Mexico in last night's episode.

Rio Arriba County sheriff Tommy Rodella was convicted of abusing his power yesterday.

I don't know what this means but Blue Cross/Blue Shield seems to be preparing for a shakeup.

Kansas is liquidating a large number of sex toys to make up for a budget shortfall.

Leg-lamp.

White House fence jumper made it further into the building than was previously disclosed.

Snoop Dogg interviews the news anchor who quit so abruptly recently.

California outlawed the Confederate flag.

news

The Daily Word in birth, marriage, abortion, volcanos and Coffee Day.

The Daily Word

A shooting at a Miami club injured 15 people.

There’s a Clinton granddaughter now.

George Clooney got married to a lawyer lady.

Stevie Nicks and Don Henley had a pregnant together, it’s now revealed.

At least 36 people were killed when a Japanese volcano erupted.

There’s political unrest in Hong Kong.

The Raiders’ coach has not been fired yet.

Today is Coffee Day.

Here’s how to purge your Gmail account in five easy steps.

It’s raining feces.

Not so fast, Pluto, you may not be a planet afterall…

A judge refused to issue an injuction against Uber and Lyft operating in NM.

APD Officer Keith Sandy made a weird remark two hours before shooting James Boyd.

There was a body in the road at 118th Street.

What’s happening today in Albuquerque?

Happy birthday, Gene Autry.

Alibi Picks

The Mule Still Kicks Ass: Gov't Mule at Sunshine

Southern rock band Gov't Mule play some haunting and funky tunes at this rollicking show.
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