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Weekly Alibi
 Jun 14 - 20, 2007 
Shorty Short Shorts
We couldn't find Editor Steve for days. Then, weak cries could be heard from beneath a mountain of short-fiction entries. He was forced to eat some of them to survive. Read the best of what's left.
NEWS/OPINION
News Feature
The Duke City BMX track is driving its neighbors out of their homes and into court.
Waste Pit Blitz
How will New Mexico cope with a legacy of waste and contamination at Los Alamos National Laboratory?
MUSIC
Spotlight: Royalty Life, Royally Yours
Death before dishonor at Royalty Life Records, whose founders were bros before they were businessmen.
FOOD
FILM & TV
Video Review
Comedy and nudity make Reagan-era horror flicks like Re-Animator as goofy as they are gory.
ARTS/LIT
Art News
Expect workshops, a random band scramble and a communal vibe at this weekend's Folk Festival. Bring your own instrument and rock out.

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

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The Daily Word in Penis, Not Penis, Penis

The Daily Word

APD officer Keith Sandy joked about shooting James Boyd in the penis before fatally shooting him in the chest. No he didn’t, says the Albuquerque Police Department. Yes he totally frigging did, says Keith Sandy.

Texans will soon arm themselves with crossbows to protect New Mexican pumpkins from wild pigs. This is not one of Nostradmus’s more obscure prophecies, but actually a real thing that’s happening. h/t Dukecityfix.

Cooking With Pooh and 24 more completely inappropriate (but real!) children’s books.

The new Left Behind movie has scored a rare and coveted blurb from Satan himself.

Here’s a new reason to freak out about ebola this week: Freak out!

Super-successful joke maker Seth MacFarlane made a (honestly not-very good) joke about New Mexico last night. News 13 is on the case!

Alibi Picks

We're With You, Against Me!

Punk masters Against Me! take the stage at Launchpad.

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The Daily Word in Sheriff Rodella's conviction, deficit destroying dildos, and outlawing the Confederate flag

The Daily Word

Family Guy mentioned New Mexico in last night's episode.

Rio Arriba County sheriff Tommy Rodella was convicted of abusing his power yesterday.

I don't know what this means but Blue Cross/Blue Shield seems to be preparing for a shakeup.

Kansas is liquidating a large number of sex toys to make up for a budget shortfall.

Leg-lamp.

White House fence jumper made it further into the building than was previously disclosed.

Snoop Dogg interviews the news anchor who quit so abruptly recently.

California outlawed the Confederate flag.

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