Look what’s playing at the Guild this week. Their ad on page 66 of this week’s issue looks like it got chewed up in the digital lawnmower. Alas, ye. Now begone!
Good morning, itâ€™s April 1, 2015
And Colorado is trying to steal our chile,
Mayor Berry announced the latest bike-friendly improvement for our city: painting bike lanes turquoise,
A kidâ€™s party at a Chuck E. Cheese turned into a brawl, which is totally understandable if youâ€™ve ever been to a Chuck E. Cheese,
A former German policeman was convicted of murdering and eating another man, even though the man wanted him to, and also he was really hungry,
you can buy a special Voltron just for your cats,
Game of Thrones is coming back soon, so youâ€™d better spend some time playing with the Game of Thrones Catch-Up-Machine,
And, of course, itâ€™s April Foolâ€™s Day, so uh, your shirtâ€™s on fire.
Now itâ€™s out.