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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 27 - Jan 2, 2008 
Repress your brain cells in style this New Year's Eve—before you have to use them to choose your next president.
NEWS/OPINION
How last week's FCC ruling affects your life. Plus, thugs make a change in the South Valley.
MUSIC
What's going on with that all-ages space at the Ice House? The Big Spank rides a Gypsy Rug Burn into the sunset.
FOOD
A guy named Tony works at Tony's Pizza. That's not something you'll find at sauce-slinging chains.
FILM & TV
Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are nearly pitch-perfect in Sweeney Todd. Teen-pregnancy comedy Juno is easily one of the best films of the year.
ARTS/LIT
Don't gawk at the freaks but feel free to stare openly at colorful banners from years when such behavior was OK. Step right up at the Albuquerque Museum.

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news

The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse

The Daily Word

It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!

Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.

In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,

And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!

A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?

And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.

Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!

Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.

books

Jamie Anderson Probably Drove All Night to Get Here

Jamie Anderson entertains in her memoir Drive All Night, a collection of stories from 25+ years of touring, recording, singing and writing.

News

The Daily Word in riots in Ferguson again, Kim Jong-Un's trouser snake and Kirk Cameron

The Daily Word

The little Mexican boy with the huge tumor had one third of it removed in Albuquerque!

This woman's attempt at framing an APD cop for sexual assault failed.

The news that Ferguson, MO officer Darren Wilson would not be facing criminal charges brought protesters out to Albuquerque's Central Avenue.

Conflicting and inconsistent testimony is the likely reason Darren Wilson was not indicted in the shooting of Michael Brown.

Here is a summary of Darren Wilson's testimony about the shooting.

The NRA has an argument for keeping toy guns real-looking. It is stupid.

Kirk Cameron is in the news for something stupid again.

Behold The Morbid Anatomy Museum!

Someone stole this family's Sasquatch.

Patti Smith is going to perform before the Pope.

Kim Jong-Un has gotten very fat and supposedly has E.D.

Check out this 5,500 year old stone-age axe, with wooden handle, that was discovered in Denmark.

And now for an incredibly offensive WWII Bugs Bunny propaganda cartoon!

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