Answer Me This
What riches were found at the excavation site suspected to be the original location of the famed and mysterious Crystal Canyon? Who is leading the archaeological dig to uncover said riches? Whose car is parked in the loading zone of the excavation site with its lights on? What beast ate one excavator's sandwich and later his spleen?
1) What hidden treasure was uncovered in Crystal Canyon?
a. A pile of diamonds
b. Two ancient fertility sculptures dating back to the Incan Empire
c. Three dozen golden eggs
d. A couple of Michael Bolton tapes
2) Who is organizing and funding the excavation?
a. A wealthy millionaire from New Orleans
b. A dot-com billionaire
c. An outrageously handsome "surfer dude"
d. There's really nothing to fund. One person just started digging a hole and others followed.
3) Whose car is holding up the excavation because it's parked in the site's loading zone?
a. Some stupid hippie with a hemp wreath hanging from his van's rearview mirror
b. A hedge fund manager with a Range Rover that eats hippies
c. A bleached-blond college coed with a fiery hot Mazda Miata
d. The unknown owner of a Chevy truck with a positively hilarious drawing of a mischievous Calvin (of “Calvin and Hobbes”) peeing on the word "Ford"
4) What creature caused the death of an excavator?
a. A rabid dog
b. An oh-so-furry but ferocious feline
c. A hopping-mad toad
d. A wild boar-like beast with super-sharp tusks and a snout ring