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Hey, Hurry Up and Have a Baby, Vol. 32

By Edith P. Giblets [ Tue Feb 9 2010 3:08 PM ]
Me. Soon.
Me. Soon.

Today’s evidence of the universe pressuring this almost-34-year-old lady to have babies: they will have autism if I don’t.

A study from a team at the University of California-Davis shows that older women are at greater risk of having children who will be autistic. Which isn’t to say, “Ick. Autistic people. So gross.” No way. Don’t say I said that.

But, I mean, c’mon.

This is simply further evidence that, when it comes to my life choices, science needs to shut the crap up.