Dude Porn Poll
Exhibit A: Natalie Portman slaying all dragons and non-dragons alike with that devil-may-care smile. Love.
What is dude porn? Well, that’s not really subjective at all, as if it’s naked—or close to it—it most likely qualifies. And this includes a wide variety of things; not just limited to beautiful ladies.
Today, I’m pitting three drop dead gorgeous specimens against each other in a battle royale to determine who wins the 2010 Super Duper Bonerific Dude Porn Award.
Exhibit B: Ferrari Enzo. Featuring more brawn and brains than a Rosie the Riveter and Sir Isaac Newton lovechild. She seems a little high maintenance, though.
(Disclaimer: Not all dudes love ladies, exotic cars, power tools, good beer, dirty jokes, loud farts, blowing up bathrooms, yelling at television sets, throwing heavy objects at said television sets, video games, fake fighting, real fighting, saying the word “bro”, graphic porn, etc., but many do, and everyone can participate!)
Exhibit C: Schoolgirls. Wrong, perhaps. But oh so right.