Gary Coleman: R.I.P.
Sniff. Yes, it’s true. The star of The Kid With the Broken Halo is now a real angel in Heaven. The No. 1 pick on VH1’s “100 Greatest Kid Stars” passed away today at the Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo. An intercranial brain hemorrhage is listed as his cause of death. Perhaps he was jealous of all the attention Brett Michaels was getting. Who can say? Coleman is survived by his wife of two years, Shannon Price, and—shockingly enough—his decrepit TV dad Conrad Bain. Coleman was 42. Feel free to leave your condolences on the as-yet-unpurchased website garycoleman.com.