The Daily Word 7.19.10: Roman Polanski, Bubble Lounge Shooting and Sandia Man Cave

China uses more energy than the USA.

60 are dead in an Indian train smash.

“He awoke to a man slashing his neck with a knife.”

Roman Polanski went to the Montreux Jazz Festival; he had to because his wife was playing there.

When beavers attack.

Here are ten ways to scam the elderly. For ten more, send $10 to nickbrown c/o the Alibi.

Tiny hotel rooms are fun.

If you have to write a report on sea serpents, you should just copy this one.

Read a letter from Tesla about his Death Ray.

Paris Hilton keeps having pot in her purse.

Mad Mel might migrate; his Malibu mansion is on the market for millions.

A man was shot outside the Bubble Lounge at 6th and Central.

Matthew Dykes fell near the Sandia Man Cave.

Deranged and toothless, Harold Romero has escaped from a Belen mental facility. So, you know. Unlock your doors. Make pudding.

Don't take a gun to a knife fight, or a garage sale.

Happy birthday, Max Fleischer!