Celebrity b.s.

Lisa Simpson would have theoretically gotten married yesterday

By Marisa Demarco [ Mon Aug 2 2010 1:25 PM ]

... if she were allowed to age. Move over, Chelsea Clinton.

This still is from an episode that aired in 1995.

But Lisa will remain 8 years old forever as best anyone can tell. Plus, maybe she’s really the kind of girl that doesn’t believe in marriage anyway.