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The Daily Word in road conditions, the SpeechJammer, Sunflower semen sentence

By Sam Adams [ Fri Mar 2 2012 10:24 AM ]
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Tension with Iran heats up, Obama doesn’t mince words.

Snow and ice jamming up roads in Northern New Mexico.

Device created for anyone who thinks they might meet Glenn Beck or Carrot Top.

In other awesome non-bullet-firing-gun news, may I present “Ultimate Tazer Ball.”

Albuquerque man says he has to walk around with a spear to protect himself from the neighborhood Cujo. No news on whether the dog is registered to vote.

Being a foodie may cause your child to be a food Grinch.

Eye patch-wearing bullfighter who can’t eat returns to the ring five months after being maimed.

The Sunflower semen guy gets 2 years in federal lockup.

55 gallons of lube on the wall, 55 gallons of lube ...

Sorry, but lube jokes never get old.

Sitting: a carcinogen?

I thought British cult murder only existed in The Wicker Man. No, not the Nicolas Cage version.

Ralph Ellison character finally reports self to police.

You know that feeling when your 98-year-old grandma gets arrested for playing bridge?