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Personals

"I Saw You" on the Geckos patio around lunch time one day last week

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

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Revolution 222 and Claudia

Claudia, you came to me after seeing 2:22 on your clock and I didn't get the chance to put the book in your hands. I was charmed by your pretty smile. I hope the book finds it way to you.

Having Dinner With Your Friend Who Left Friday 06/15/12

You: Dianna at the end of the bar with Perfect Posture.

Me : Actaeon across the bar, inert and useless.

Having failed to at least smile, I feel like a coward. I have to wonder if I was staring. Please believe you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and when our eyes met for that brief instant, I lost the beat, fell from the planet, and probably forgot my name. I hope, in the future, to be a Better Man (see The Kinks, "Superman." Low Budget, 1979).

Brazilian Blowout Class

I saw you leaving the Brazilian Blowout class on Monday 6/11/12. Your hair looked amazing and it smelled even better. You said you were wearing Milk Shake. … ? What is Milk Shake and where can I get some? Can I see you again? Please let me know.

Murder City Devils shirt on Geckos patio

You were on the Geckos patio around lunch time one day last week wearing an MCD shirt. I can't remember what I was wearing, a black and white dress, maybe? Cruised past the patio a couple times, and almost stopped to give you my number. I'm not sure why I didn't. I'm a cute brunette that likes the rock. Maybe one of your buddies will see this. Let's grab a quick beer and see if we hit it off!