Inquiring Minds

By Margaret Wright

Thanks to creepy algorithmic autocomplete search capabilities, I was just allowed an enlightening glimpse into the top ten burning questions fellow pilgrims in the area have been posing to the All-Knowing, All-Seeing Oracle, Google.

How do I tell if...

my dog has a fever?

I have bed bugs?

my Mac is 64 bit?

I'm pregnant?

my phone is unlocked?

I'm ovulating?

a girl likes me?

a mango is ripe?

eggs are still good?

my Coach purse is real?