Alibi Sex Survey graphgasmic data orgy #2
In which we finally share the sexual frequency of Burqueños in greater detail
Welcome back to the unscientific sharing of self-reported sexual proclivities of Albuquerque residents. This stuff is straight out of the SurveyMonkey data banks (you can also blame them for the cheesy infographic look), so I don’t want to hear any more complaints about histograms, telegrams or candygrams. This is as scientific as it’s gonna get.
The main take-aways here? Alibi readers do it frequently, probably more often than they floss their teeth. They do it together and they do it alone. They have no fear of employing power tools or other prosthetic devices, and they “sometimes” like to mix it up with booze and illicit substances. In other words, this town is one big sex party. Here’s the proof:
How frequently do you have sex with a partner?
Let’s hear it for “multiple times a week!”
How frequently do you masturbate?
Have you used sex toys?
The great tragedy is that we didn’t ask WHICH sex toys.
Do you mix alcohol and/or drugs with sex?
Dear survey-taker, just because you did it ONE TIME without booze or pot, that does not qualify you to answer “sometimes.”