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GIF me a break

Using Public Transportation in Albuquerque

What you think you look like running across UNM to catch the Blue Line:

What you really look like:

What you do when you think you see someone you know get on the stop after you:

What that super drunk guy on the 66 does when he thinks he knows you:

What happens when you remember that you actually drove to work/school/downtown this morning: