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The Daily Word in Blue Velvet, rat cheese and respect

The Daily Word

Who would have thought the cotton-ball diet is dangerous? Who would have thought of a cotton-ball diet?

What about the Flamin Hot Cheetos diet?

What about the rat cheese diet?

What about the turkey egg diet?

Liquidmetal is made from people.

Is it cool to wear clothes with logos on them? Undoubtedly.

I challenge you to chessboxing.

I challenge you to a twerk-off.

Sarah Silverman talks about jokes.

Blue Velvet’s 22 deleted scenes clock in at about 52 minutes.

When Albuquerque has weather, the weather is the news.

When weather is the news, traffic is the news.

When traffic is the news, power outages are the news.

Happy birthday Rodney Dangerfield. I respect you, sir.