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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #345: Playing Footsie During an Exam

I am sitting in a class with next to a blond, tanned beauty. She is playing footsie with me. We are in the middle of a written/oral exam.

Q: “Will she have used load average = overdrive?”

A: “If she drove faster than five!”