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The Daily Word in one-armed pole dancing, no-armed giraffe feeding, bad GPS directions

By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Mar 19 2012 9:29 AM ]
The Daily Word

Man accused of stealing bus in Grants appears in court.

One-armed pole dancer takes world title.

No-armed zoo enthusiast gets to feed a giraffe with his toes.

Abq man blames city for a tree falling on his house during the weekend's wind.

Prez knocks back a cold Guinness at The Dubliner pub in D.C.

The FAA may lighten up on rules about electronic devices on airplanes.

Hobbes and Tyler Durden sympathize.

Japanese tourists wind up stuck in the ocean after following GPS directions.

Man ticketed after tying his cat to a rock because it wouldn't go jogging with him. Stupid cats.

Mets owners agree to pay out $162 million in Madoff case.

Open fire leaves at least 4 dead at Jewish school in France.

RIP Red Bull founder Chaleo Yoovidhya.