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The Daily Word in nuclear secrets, Subway's dick bread and nightmare visions of Miley Cyrus

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Jul 24 2013 10:09 AM ]
The Daily Word

A Los Alamos vault that nobody "knew about" (but lots of people knew about) has been opened.

A private audit of New Mexico's mental health providers is apparently quite critical. So nobody's allowed to look at it.

Based on this report that nobody's allowed to look at, the State is cutting back on funding for behavioral health services. Got a problem with that? Go to this meeting and do something about it.

Bees make art.

A Subway employee learned a valuable lesson: don't put your dong on sandwich bread, take a picture of it and then post it on Instagram for the world to see.

Everyone else also learned a valuable lesson: don't eat at the Subway at 5350 Tuttle Crossing in Columbus Ohio.

Florida's fountain of youth: on the one hand, it just might work. On the other, it's radioactive.

And the best way to enjoy Miley Cyrus's music is, well, without the music.