The Daily Word in weiner-less Weiner scandals, crazy rhubarb ladies and the return of Breaking Bad
Beware the Angry Rhubarb Lady!
School shopping will be less taxing this weekend.
Here's a new Anthony Weiner scandal that somehow does not involve his penis.
Somebody tried to set the new Roswell horse slaughterhouse on fire.
Looks like Albuquerque's mayoral candidates have something to say about abortion.
"Breastfeed your baby as long as possible," say researchers from Harvard, citing evidence that breast milk improves IQs. Now I'm worried that in a few decades we'll be overrun with still-suckling, 30-year-old super-geniuses.
Breaking Bad's season premier is on the horizon, and judging by this (spoiler-free) teaser, Walt is in for some serious shit.