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The Daily Word in the KKK, French bakers angry at Kanye West, and good news about Ariel Castro

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 4 2013 10:08 AM ]
The Daily Word

Creepy, evil kidnapper Ariel Castro hanged himself in his cell last night. I don't have anything to add other than "Good."

The Los Alamos County Clerk has decided not to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. Mainly because she has the wrong forms.

Speaking of gay marriage, listen to how the extremely eloquent Australian Prime Minister explains his "flip-flop" on the issue.

UNM is introducing a new "Sexual Assault Response Team" this semester.

French bakers are upset with Kanye West's unfair demands re: croissants.

And, in news from Bizarro Earth, the Imperial Wizard of the Wyoming KKK met with, and joined, the NAACP last Saturday.